"all your miamoo goodies shrunk down for when you're out & about"
“when i rub-a-dub-dub i make lots of supergentle lather”
“my ickle locks smell nice and are bouncy and soft”
“prevents nappy rash by creating a natural barrier on cheeky bottoms”
"makes ickle me clean and fresh when i get mucky”
"a massage makes me calm and relaxed after a hard day's play"
“superhero protection for my delicate bits to help keep me extra snuggly”
