“when i rub-a-dub-dub i make lots of supergentle lather”
“superhero protection for my delicate bits to help keep me extra snuggly”
“my ickle locks smell nice and are bouncy and soft”
“prevents nappy rash by creating a natural barrier on cheeky bottoms”
"makes ickle me clean and fresh when i get mucky”
"a massage makes me calm and relaxed after a hard day's play"
“helps me feel nice and sleepy at nanight time”
"all your miamoo goodies shrunk down for when you're out & about"
